Dad just left, now. He has to go to work. Mum's still in the kitchen, I can hear her crying. What is she crying for, she's not a witch, it's not her they're after! This is ridiculous. Amelia Bones hasn't been any better than Fudge you know. Wasn't this what Harry Potter was saying all along? "Don't leave the Dementors to their own devices, it'll come back to bite you in the arse." "They've probably joined You Know Who and it's only a matter of time before they're all out." But still nothing was done about it. And now this happens!
I wish he didn't have to be so right all the time. Those are supposed to be conspiracy theories!! This cannot be happening. I have entered some alternate universe where black is white and the sky is green and Harry Potter somehow knows what he's talking about.
Terry, I know you're somewhere in this house, and I am going to find you and then not let you out of my sight. I don't care what you say, I am not sleeping on the couch tonight. If Dementors and Death Eaters attack they will come in through the ground floor and the living room is really too close to all the main entrances thank you.
(I hope this doesn't mean you have to leave early.)